there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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