FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
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At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
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You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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