I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
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I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
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Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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