he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
