Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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