He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
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I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
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I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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