White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
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There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
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Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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