so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
We named our party play list daddy issues
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
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Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
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Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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