Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
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i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
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So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
COCAINE IS GR8
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
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