i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
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On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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