But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Randomize