the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
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you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
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your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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