Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
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That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
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Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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