how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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