Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Randomize
