The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
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i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
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And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
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