Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
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