rhymes with "ouble enetration"
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
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