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don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
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If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
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You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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