hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
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i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
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Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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