Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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