How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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