I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Randomize
