I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
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4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
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It's rum buckets o'clock
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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