Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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