is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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