So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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