So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
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Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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