high people should be assigned attendants
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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