You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
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if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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