So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
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I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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