He asked to "fluff my boner.."
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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