Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
She has the best kind of daddy issues
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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