about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
My liver just had a heart attack.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
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I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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