he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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