Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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