idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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