Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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