She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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