I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
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His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
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Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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