i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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