I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
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everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
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He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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