I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
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his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
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I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
You've changed since you got that strap on
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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