Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
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I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
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Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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