I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
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you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
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I am never drinking with the goths again.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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