Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
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