Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
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Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
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Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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