just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
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I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
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Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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