You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
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He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
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The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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