i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
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they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
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I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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