im drinking this country out of the recession.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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