i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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