Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
