So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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